AC/DC’s Brian Johnson Gets The Brutal Scorecard
Alright, you beautiful collection of air-guitar addicts, here’s the Brian Johnson-era AC/DC ranking—minus Back In Black because we’re pretending it’s too obvious to even talk about, like saying water is wet or I’ve got more charm than your last three boyfriends combined.
11. Who Made Who – A soundtrack pretending it’s an album, like a guy wearing sunglasses indoors thinking it makes him dangerous. Cute effort, pal. Sit down.
10. Fly On The Wall – Sounds like what you become halfway through listening to it. You don’t rock—you hover, confused, like a moth near a dying porch light.
9. Flick Of The Switch – More like flick of the boredom switch. Someone call maintenance, the spark left the building and took the riffs with it.
8. Blow Up Your Video – I’d love to, just to make it stop repeating itself like a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving. Loud? Sure. Memorable? About as much as yesterday’s toast.
7. Stiff Upper Lip – Finally some groove, but it still walks like it’s got a cramp in its soul. Respectable, like a tuxedo on a guy who forgot pants.
6. Rock Or Bust – Half band, half energy, full confusion. It’s like AC/DC showed up late to their own party and brought diet soda.
5. Ballbreaker – Now we’re talking attitude. Not peak AC/DC, but at least it’s got a pulse and a smirk.
4. For Those About To Rock – The cannons fire, the gods smile, and you finally remember what band this is. Took you long enough, fellas.
3. Black Ice – Sleek, modern, and actually tight. Like AC/DC cleaned up for dinner and didn’t embarrass the family.
2. Power Up – Shockingly good for veterans who should be yelling at clouds. It punches harder than expected, like your quiet neighbor who secretly bench presses motorcycles.
1. The Razors Edge – Now THIS is how you come roaring back. “Thunderstruck” alone could wake your dead relatives and make them start headbanging in the casket. Pure electricity, baby.
