The 5 Worst Rod Stewart Albums

5. Body Wishes
Rod goes full aerobics instructor. Synths everywhere and soul nowhere. Sounds like your gym teacher discovered hair gel and heartbreak at the same time.

4. Vagabond Heart
Not terrible, just…tired. Like Rod showed up, punched the clock and went home to count scarves. No bight. No danger. Just polite rock for people who clap on the wrong beat.

3. Soulbook
Oh, now he’s doing soul standards. That’s cute. Problem is, when you take on legends, you better bring more than karaoke-with-a-budget. It’s smooth, but it’s elevator smooth.

2. Fly Me to the Moon…The Great American Songbook Volume V
Another standards record. Because four weren’t enough. At this point, even Frank Sinatra is looking down going, “Kid, take a nap.”

1. Camouflage
Number one with a bullet and not in a good way. Overproduced, undercooked and about as authentic as a toupee in a hurricane. This is where Rod completely loses the plot.