What Your Drink Says About You!
When you sit down at a restaurant or bar, your drink order is basically your personality test in a glass. According to Food and Wine, servers are already sizing you up based on whatever you’re sipping. Here’s the breakdown:
Water – If you go with plain tap, you’re down-to-earth, practical, and probably the type who knows how to use coupons. But if you spring for sparkling water, the server sees you as adventurous, possibly planning a skydiving trip next weekend.
Cosmopolitan – Order this, and you’re instantly pegged as fancy. Servers assume you’re a “Sex and the City” fan, or at least the kind of person who says “fabulous” without irony.
Coffee – Black coffee? You’re straightforward, no-nonsense, and ready to conquer the world. But if your order involves oat milk, nutmeg, and whipped cream, you’ve officially entered the high-maintenance zone.
Hot Tea – This order says you’re introspective, sincere, and the friend who always has essential oils in their bag “just in case.”
Tito’s and Vodka – The order that makes bartenders chuckle. Why? Because Tito’s is vodka. What you’ve really asked for is a vodka-vodka. One bar even charges $100 just to serve it to people who don’t realize their mix-up.
So remember: your drink isn’t just quenching your thirst, it’s telling everyone everything about you.
Doug O’Brien